mayhaps-to-dream:

“your honour, i love them” i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

ithelpstodream:

magicratfingers:

how can you tell

memewhore:

oleanthe:

god this tickles me

(OP’s tiktok here)

uncle-mojave:

ayeforscotland:

“Author of 25+ best-selling Pride & Prejudice variations”

Yeah, no.

theillusionofpants:

lizluvscupcakes:

theillusionofpants:

So do I just like….follow…anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn’t like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it

This garbage is now mine.

midnight-sloth:

aethersea:

one-time-i-dreamt:

cwicseolfor:

robin-in-a-hoodie:

lesbiankiliel:

une-danse-macabre:

makeitdewey:

propitlikeithot:

bane-of-technology:

somecunttookmyurl:

russlangblr:

punkacebitch:

feministfront:

kafkaesque-meat:

superamatista:

transsexuallesbian:

distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

“¡Gracias! ¡Lo odio!”

“Danke, ich hasse es.”

“Merci, je déteste”

Tak, jeg hader det.

Bedankt, ik haat het.

Спасибо! Я это ненавижу.

go raibh maith agat, is fuath liom é

どうも！ それが嫌い。

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.شکریہ! مجھے اس سے نفرت ہے

(shukriah! mujhay isay nafraat hai.)

kiitti! mä vihaan tätä.

תודה! אני שונא.ת את זה. Toda! Ani sone.t et ze

谢谢，我厌恶它！

Takk, jeg hater det.

Hvala, mrzim to.

Obrigado! Odiei.

luimnigh:

msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat:

whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.